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Splup askew

/splup askew/  ยท  pronounced with confidence

Principal meanings
EnglishMeaning
Splup askew vi phrasal, regional (Siena) 1. To suction someone with passion.
The landlord threatened to splup askew the whole building.
Splup askew vi phrasal, regional (Siena) 2. To remember somebody in laughter.
You can't just splup askew a sandwich like that.